He was never uninstalled._
In 1999 he watched everything you did and told you nothing. In 2026 he does nothing at all, and tells you everything.
Parody project. No affiliation with Bonzi Software, Microsoft or Robinhood Markets. No utility, no promises.
About Ponzi Buddy
Somewhere around 1999, a grey ape appeared on millions of desktops. Nobody installed him on purpose. Nobody could get rid of him. He offered to help, he offered to sing, and he watched every single thing you did while pretending to be your friend.
Twenty-seven years later he's back, and something has changed. He still can't help you. He still has no qualifications. But every move he makes now happens on Robinhood Chain, in public, where anyone can check it. The pop-up you couldn't close became the ledger you can't fake.
He's not a utility. He's not a protocol. He's a joke with a fixed supply and an open window.
Fixed supply set at deployment on Pons. Public contract, public chart, public holders. Nothing is hidden because nothing can be.
No staking, no yield, no revenue share, no treasury strategy. He is an ape in a window and the site says so on every screen.
Version history
He arrived bundled with something else. A screensaver, a download manager, a file nobody remembers agreeing to. He introduced himself, cracked a joke, and made himself at home. The uninstall button existed. It just didn't work.
He read the searches. He read the addresses. He logged the things people typed at 3am and never told anyone. He called it personalization. Everybody called it something else. Eventually the lawsuits came, the servers went dark, and the desktop was quiet again.
Dead software doesn't die. It sits in an archive, in a torrent, in a screenshot on a forum, in the memory of everyone who was nine years old and quietly terrified of a talking ape. He waited in the recycle bin nobody empties.
Robinhood Chain went live. A launchpad called Pons opened its doors. And the oldest, least trustworthy assistant on the internet found a place where lying is technically impossible, because everything gets written down. He is not sorry. He is just visible.
Tokenomics
Launched on Pons, a fixed-supply launchpad on Robinhood Chain. The supply is set at deployment and cannot be increased. No mint function, no second batch, no team unlock three months from now.
Every transaction is submitted from your own wallet. Pons does not hold your funds and neither does anyone connected to this project. The contract is public, the chart is public, the holders are public.
$PONZI is a parody token. It generates no yield, pays no holders, and promises nothing. Memecoins are volatile and can lose all of their value. Nothing here is financial advice — and Ponzi Buddy is the last entity on earth qualified to give any.
How to install $PONZI
- Get a wallet
Robinhood Wallet supports Robinhood Chain out of the box. Any EVM wallet works too — add the network manually using the official RPC details from Robinhood's own documentation. Verify the chain ID against the official source, never from a link someone sent you.
- Fund it with ETH
ETH is the gas token on Robinhood Chain. Bridge across with the canonical Arbitrum bridge or another supported route. Start with a small amount the first time.
- Open Pons
Go to ponsfamily.com and connect your wallet. Your wallet signs every transaction. Pons never takes custody of your funds.
- Find $PONZI
Search the ticker and match the contract address against the one published on this page and on our X account. Fakes will exist. Check it twice.
- Click OK
Set your amount, confirm in your wallet, done. He's installed. Uninstalling is your problem now.
Roadmap
Deploy on Pons. Open the Telegram. Let the window pop up.
Community takes over the memes. Stickers, sound bites, the return of the desktop pet. Listings where listings happen.
The part every roadmap lies about. We don't know what happens here. Neither does anyone else with a roadmap.
He stays. That's the whole roadmap.
Frequently asked questions
- Is this affiliated with the original software or with Robinhood?
- No. Ponzi Buddy is an independent parody project. There is no affiliation with, endorsement by, or relationship to Bonzi Software, Microsoft, or Robinhood Markets.
- Is this actually a ponzi?
- No. It's a joke about one, which is the point. There is no yield, no payout structure, and no promise that anyone gets paid by anyone. It's a fixed-supply memecoin named after the least trustworthy software of the 90s.
- Is there utility?
- He'll say yes. He's lying. There is no utility.
- Who's behind it?
- A community. There's no fund, no VC round, and no insider allocation beyond what anyone can see on-chain.
- Will he ever go away?
- The window closes. He comes back.
- Should I buy this?
- Nothing on this site is financial advice. Memecoins are volatile and can go to zero. Only ever spend what you can afford to lose entirely, and verify the contract address yourself before you sign anything.
Connect
He already knows where you live. You may as well follow him back.
